I’d kill a thousand men before I let one make me his slave.
Inner City Wizard Schools (the hogwarts you DON’T hear about)
LMAO!!! I’m so done with this show!
22 seconds in and im DONE
Two lil niggas on swifers
THE CAT HAD A DU RAG
Also, dat school name:
#not here for pristine snow-white luthien i’m here for grimy ragged-nailed adventurer luthien #she crackles with the holy light of the stars and wields shadow as if she were made from it #called the night upon tol-in-gaurhoth and sent it crashing down on sauron’s mighty head #stole her way into angband and sang manwe’s equal into the ground #stood before the throne with the silmarils at hand and never spared so much as a thought for it #i’m here for scary luthien with the eldritch powers - archangel luthien who fights darkness with darkness and wins #yet withers in the light of the silmarils and fades into ignominy and a memory of beauty #Ongoing Luthien Situation #**
Who else remembers when Harry just assumed Oliver Wood was a stick McGonagall was going to beat him with.